It started off so well. I was invited to the party of the year by Hostess With The Mostess Tamera, click her name for the full party guest list, everyone looked gorgeous.
Nobody likes my shoes...
I made... fifty fucking vol-u-vents
Party hat - made by Mike
Lipstick - Revlon Cherries In The Snow
Cocktail ring - closed down awesome shop in Oxford
Dress - Next via my sister
Shoes - Ebay
Cocktail - Blue Curacao, Raspberry Gin and Tonic
Lipstick - Revlon Cherries In The Snow
Cocktail ring - closed down awesome shop in Oxford
Dress - Next via my sister
Shoes - Ebay
Cocktail - Blue Curacao, Raspberry Gin and Tonic
36 comments:
Haahahhaaahaaaaa! You wild child party animal! Love your sexy frock and your What ever happened to Baby Clare? make up!! Excellent! xxxx
Brilliantly amusing post, you are fabulous.
Dylan Moran is ace & one of my favourite living comedians, I'd love to party with him but there is always the risk that I'd drink too much gin and end up dragging him into the loo for a snogfest.
Irish accents make me go weak at the knees and team that with a razor sharp wit and all accepted principles or proper conduct fly out of the window.
I love 'The Party' (Birdie Num Num) I remember watching it as a kid and thinking that when I grow up I want to go to parties just like that, it hasn't happened yet but there's still time ;)
I love Tameras awesome leopard print caftan and your seductive black lace frock, yowza!
...xXx
What are you like? I swear, it's the last time I go out with you, you're such a handful, that taxi driver demanded cash upfront before he took you anywhere, you scared the living daylight out of him, the way you kept flashing your boobs and asking for a snog....and it's going to take Tamera weeks to get that red wine out of her stairs carpet!
Brilliant post, you do make me laugh, you mentalist! xxxxxx
Brilliant!!!
Liz @ Shortbread & Ginger
Love your black lace dress!! Looks like your party is progressing nicely!!! Very cool pics and videos-- This makes me want to drink a gin martini. Now.
Becky :)
You were the life of the party Clare!! Let's do it again soon.
At least you didn't puke! Shoes are overrated!! Loving those lacy sleeves and your Robert Smith smear :) Oh how I would love to rent a house for a weekend of real blogger drunkenness. I'm such both Helga and I would flash our panties at some point.
LOVE YOU!!!
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Lol. I love it. Reminds me of the film party party. X
You look bloomin marvellous in that saucy lace dress! Wow!!! You are so funny!!! Did they really not like your shoes? I love them!!!!
I love that song, It's my party! Check it out, my friends Dave and Barb got to no1 in the charts with it! I prefer their version! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vERQfc2nw6M x
I would love to be at that party. your photos are great. I love your outfit. lucy
LOLz!
Love it. I can relate, although my lipstick normally wears off in the middle rather than smearing sideways, giving me a rather terrifying blow-up doll look.
I can't keep up with your hair but it's looking FINE!
xx
Hehehe...now that's a party!!! Lovin the hair.
Great party!!!My head is spinning... or maybe is lost somewhere...the sountrack was perfect too..but I only remember few lines and notes... and then you,The black lace dress, your shoes, the party hat and all those vol-u-vents falling on the carpet like cherries in the snow..
Memories will fade in a blue curacao shade...and I cry if I want to..
Love xxxxxx
Funny post! good to see one of those sometimes, thanks for your delightful crazyness girl!
Ariane xxx
Ha, Jen (Frocktasia) would have to fight ME for the priviledge of a snogfest with Dylan!! He's SO adorable, I just want to look after him!
SQUEEEEEEEEE, this is FUNNAGE MAXIMUS! I'd so love to get plastered with you, we'd roll on down many stairs with out skirts around our necks, o YES! You look totally stunningly FABULARSEHOLE!
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Parties were invented for people like YOU! Love this!!
Party out of bounds!
Oh these are the most perfect party pics I've ever seen! You are EXQUISITE in your fab party frock darling, and your lippy is divine - the blue cocktail is the best accessory and you don't look shperlonkered at al; ansd lesh gp out danmcinng!@!1
I lovre youu/. NO!@ I lover youi sho musch!
zsSarah xxcx
Oh Clare - not AGAIN....
You are a delightful drunk, darling. Cast those shoes aside, drink blue cocktails, smudge that lippy (who were you snogging?) and dance till you fall over.
Oh, you did...
Loving the frock, and the cleavage, and pretty much everything about this, and you, you bonkers woman! xxxxx
Dahling, you always like so fabulous. I demand to have some booze!!!!
Your blog is a technicolor dream and it makes me happy :)
Haha, love this Clare, makes me feel nostalgic about getting properly pissed, it's been too long. I have to go to a freaking candle party on Friday and you shall be my party inspiration, I'll sit on the stairs and get drunk, that should ensure I don't have to go to any more candle parties. I went over to Tamera's blog and you all look fabulous, Tamera certainly knows how to throw a party! xx
ha ha ha looks like you had a ball :-) dee xxx
ROFL--you made the party so much fun!!!
I'll hide the pix of you involving the hot dogs and chicken feathers!!
Ahhhh DRATS! Look like I missed a super fun party. I would have been right there along with you laying on the floor laughing... Cause that's pretty much what I do when I get pissed.
These pics were so fun Clare =D
hahaha i can see you had a blast, oh i would love to have you at my parties too and get totally drunk haha
Dearest Clare,
Oh My, seemed to have been a wonderful party(*^_^*) I have never experienced party like that. Makes me wish to be young again(^^;)
Sending you lots of love and hugs from Japan to my lovely English girl xoxo Miyako*
The night seems to have proceeded in the best way and you are adorable in lace and party hat.
You look fabulous. I love that the pictures get progressively blurrier. Your hair is looking great too.
I knew you would love Dylan Moran, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I sent photos to the party, but they never arrived, well...I see you had a superb time, my dear Clare.
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the next dress is so lovely! who would of thought next would create such fabulously chic dresses! . Really flattering to your figure and contrasts perfectly with the purpleish/lavender hair!
That dress is fantastic!
-Kati
NOBODY LIKES MY SHOES!!
Clare, you are hot-mess-sexy-tastic. Lurved the whole post, you hilarious thing you.
Love it, love it! Reminds me of that line from Wayne's World..."Party time. Excellent!". Pink hat, purple hair...stellar combination. Gracious me, I want to party with you - looks like one heck of a time! Great dress too!
You still on those bleedin' stairs you fecking gorgeous lush!!!! I made a special effort of wearing mismatched shoes and no-one even mentioned them so I'm not going to make fucking vol-au-vents for the next party either! Was I telling you about the time I dry-humped Dylan's led but it turned out to be his dressing room door? No? Oh gosh it must have been someone else ... I swear The Diva slipped one of her worm tablets into my Diet Coke. xoxoxxoxoo
I've missed SO much!
You are the most glamorous drunk I have ever seen!! Wonderful xxxxx
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